Not Fun Anymore

okay, don’t even talk about politics yet. Why don’t we start with how many of us college students actually read the newspaper or news form the internet? I mean READ, not glance through or go straight to the comics.

From what I gather, there aren’t many.

I bet not many actually know what’s a coup’d e tat or that it had happened in Thailand, our neighbour. So this fact(lack of general knowledge) leads to many many things you know……..

*switch to keh poh mode*

1) How are you going for a job interview ah?

Like, what’s the market like. How are you gonna outperform those who actually knows what the market needs? How the hell are you gonna impress the interviewer(s)?

2) I wonder how good is your mastery of ANY language.

Some people can’t even string a proper sentence, much more having the correct spelling. Don’t get me started on political correctness. I’ve seen enough bloopers that they’re not even funny anymore. You know that feeling……I know you do.

3) The next generation will probably be sooo ignorant and dumb that they will not qualify for voting.

I wouldn’t want dumbasses voting for the wrong government that rallies for tax-free alcohol and legal all-night partying with sex orgy as the after-party bonus, would I? Then we’ll get a dumber generation after the dumb generation itself. Imagine a world full of in-bred retards who can’t even wipe their own ass after pooping and are so dependent that after their parents die, they too will collapse a few days later because they don’t know how to cook Maggi. Or IF they ARE smart enough to cook maggi, they too will die in a few years time due to cancer, or maybe malnutrition.

4) And then ah, I only talk about knowledge here ok…..what about social etiquette and the other things that make us useful, relevent human-beings?

Like, even if you are very the smart la…… but you don’t know cock about manners, humility, and all other stuffs that make you tolerable or even likable to another human being? Then, you’re just another high performance robot with no soul. Nobody can understand why you keep on touching the spoonful of rice to your nose before putting it in your mouth. Neither will they comprehend why you must keep that horrible side parting hairstyle and thick black-rimmed glasses. You so PHAEL, dudefreak.

All these……spun from the simple fact that you don’t keep up with current affairs or read anything but text books. Of course, there are many, many, other implications but I’m only interested in listing out those that I feel strongly about and those that I like to kutuk.

I really can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen when I’m 50.

Maybe I’ll keel over and die even before that.

Due to dumbasses that drive like shit on the road and give me heart attacks every now and then. I can only take so much……….