What to do when life hands you lemons??
You throw them back and scream “Screw you!!! You Fucktard!!!”.
It is impossible to summarize crap and come up with an OH!!SO-PROFOUND!! essay. Group mates gave me shit-shallow summaries of 4 books and I’m supposed to make an essay out of them.
(Like, ‘hey, this sounds important…maybe I should highlight this part and tOast would do something about it……*highlight..zzt…zzt….scribble scribble*……there you go, I’m done with this article’)
YOU THINK I CAN DO MAGIC AHHH???
Fuck!!
I spent close to 3 hrs yesterday midnight(morning) staring at a piece of blank paper, not knowing what to do next. Nothing I’ve read from the summaries registered on my mind. Intermittently, ‘I’m screwed’ would be running through my mind. It’s so depressing but I can’t go to bed because I gulped down a can of coffee, thinking it should keep me awake and that I can finish the essay before I go to bed. And it did keep me awake. I can usually crap…write stuff easily…no matter how lousy the raw material is. This is impossible!!
I bet you that half the time, they don’t even know what the particular sentence they highlighted meant.
I’m so screwed.
T.T
