Not Fun Anymore

I’m on a mean streak today, so just bear with me (as opposed to ‘bare’ with me which pisses me off when I see ppl write it, because I don’t know it was an honest mistake or the poor sod was just being cheeky).

Among the many things that annoy the hell out of me, this is from a real friendster account:

• About Me:
  noTHINg Much BOut mE cuZ im NOt a goOD gAL, Not pRETTy too..HehE.. If u Try tO knoW me more u WilL sTart tO enjoy liFE! iM juSt a SiMPle gAL wiTH a SIMplE lifE, buT wiTh COmplicaTed thINKin! bUt u dOin tHink so cOmpLicAte lA…hAhA.. juST kiDDinG
• Who I Want to Meet:
  ANYoNE can KNOw me, CAn bE mY FRens… AS lonG tHE perSon goOD, sINCEre n caN be a GReat fREN to mE! anY1 wiT any fiRgure.. i DOnt miND iF u R fAT o tHIn, oLD o YounG, gaL o BOy, faIr o dArk, HandSOme o PrettY…

DAMN YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE IT WHEN YOU SAY THERE’S NOTHING MUCH ABOUT YOU AND THAT YOU’RE NOT PRETTY!! OBVIOUSLY YOU THINK HIGHLY OF YOURSELF WHEN YOU POUT YOUR LIPS AND TILT YOUR HEAD TO A CERTAIN ANGLE FOR THE CAMERA!! AND THAT YOU <tYpE liKe dEEZ> MAKES ME WANNA REACH INTO THE PAGE AND STRANGLE YOU IN THE 2D FORM!!

SiMPle gAL wiTH a SIMplE lifE, buT wiTh COmplicaTed thINKin! —->WTFH is THAT??

‘doin think so complicated la… *hihi… just kidding‘ —> not funny oso, why you hihi-haha there?

i DOnt miND iF u R fAT o tHIn, oLD o YounG, gaL o BOy, faIr o dArk, HandSOme o PrettY…

when you list out all the criteria for appearance, I start to think that YOU ACTUALLY MIND LOH! And then hor, every pair were of opposites until you reached HandSOme o PrettY. Why? You just choose to ignore the other option which is UGLY ah?

Damn you!!

Today is not a good day to act cute in front of me.

So, shut it!