Not Fun Anymore

Because I can’t vote.

Because I’m not a registered voter yet.

Lalala~lala~fucking la~

Not that I know which one to vote for anyway. Being the ignorant little punk, I don’t even know who’s the local assemblyman back home in sitiawan.

Why, isn’t that his fault?

Maybe he wasn’t doing anything good to earn praises, for old uncle and aunties to fawn over, for word of mouths to spread to start with.

Or else I should know who he or she(dammmit, feminists) is by now, innit?

Yes, feminists made me overly conscious of gender equality, and I blame them. Because I was taught that, when in doubt of the subject’s gender, always assume masculine. Such simpler times.

Yeah, so vote wisely so that the drains are covered to prevent little kids or your cars from falling into. So that the bus services would be more punctual. So that there will be more equal chances for all schoolkids to get scholarships. So that, we won’t fucking suffer for the next 5 years.

Omg, so much responsibility in that ONE vote. Fuck it, I’d rather be ruled by a Mao Zedong or something. Saves all the trouble for BN, DAP, PAS and PKR to campaign and think up of bullshits. Nobody is fooled, nobody is fucking fooled, poor copywriter for the dipshits.

Oh, about the scholarships. I say, only give it to poor AND extremely bright students, regardless of race. Because, from what I see, these punks who actually HAVE it, don’t appreciate them any better than monkeys would.

In fact, I say any leader who has uttered anything stupid should just quit contest. The cabinet should only be filled with ppl of IQs 120 and above. The Ministers should all be mixed-race kids, so they’ll be all hot and can’t say anything racy. Cos they can’t side one particular race anyways. “Wait, mama slap you if you say wrong thing ah! So you don’t like mama’s way of doing things? I damn you to oblivion!!”

Imagine that.

Heh.

Omg, then I saw this poster about “Stop the inflation of goods! Stop BN! Vote for PAS!”

Dipshits.

You think BN are gods that can just inflate the price of goods when they want it ah? It’s controlled by global markets la! GLOBAL MARKETS WEIH.

So, you gonna keep the price of flour at 5 sen per kg like 20 years ago ah? Whereas in Thailand it’s already 30 Baht(3 rm)? My god, so the business news will always be “so today in the price of copper and tin and crude palm oil is just like yesterday, like the day before yesterday and ad infinitum.” Safe to say, all market charts are straight lines.

Prices of Desktops will be in the range of RM300,000. Yeah, count the zeros. Wait, will they even be available in the local market?

So you want to subsidize all our gas? Idiots, don’t even know where PETRONAS get petroleum from. Well, actually I also don’t really know, but I just now that it’s IMPOSSIBLE to do that. At the rate we’re going, we’re gonna be nett-importers of petroleum by 2011. If at all the grand plan of free petrol is gonna work, we’ll be sucked-dry….. uhm…. by next year, I think.

Yeah, at least I have some sense not to fall for their bullshit.

But what about those poor, poor, illiterate people who listen to whoever that’s talking convincingly at the village ceramah?

I’ll be damned that they have the power to vote.

They can’t even spell “Kitteh sez STFU!”

Moreover to know what it means.

Even on MSN.

I seriously think they’re heading the wrong direction.

Anybloodyway, somebody, anybody, please come down and smack me hard on the head!!

I really have to start studying now.

When it’s time to end a sentence, don’t go on saying “and”.

Because nothing will come after that word. Nothing.

Because there’s nothing more to say.

Because anything else will just make the previous line sound godamnbloodystupid!!

Dammit!!

I’m  godamnbloodystupid!!

kill me already.