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Sexy!! =D

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hey, sexay!!

A bunch of very very sexy schoolgirls!! Enough to make every pedo cream their pants!!

NGHHH!! god!! take this away from my eyes!!!It BURNS!!!

How they will look like if they had their way. Oh, and guess which one is Siti?

The one in the middle?

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the leftmost?

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Rightmost?????

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WRONG!!!

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aLL THREE are sITi(s)!!

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soRRY, cOULdn”T rESIst!! HhHHAHAHAHAhhh

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May 24, 2008 at 11:28 pm

God! Even my orange juice is not spared!!

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Shit! I opened my pack of orange juice, took a sip and had a face full of doubt.

Why?

Because it tastes like it’s diluted to an 80% of what I previously had.

I know la now got cyclone and earthquake and subprime mortgage crisis all. Oh, and the food crisis. But why can’t they leave my favourite juice alone. I iz soooo ronery u know. I no life. My only joy is to sip juice while watching spongebob squarepants. And all is ruined now!!! Even the spongebobs are re-runs. Woe is me!!! Why do I even bother paying so much(with price increase samo) for some stupid yellowish liquid with suspended fibrous material they call 100% orange juice? Almost double the price of the usual orange juice samo. The color also I can see change di, from orangey(LAST TIME) to yellowy wan. I so hate them big companies now. With their Prince Caspian promo all. Deyy, I’ve been reading that stuff since I knew how to read la… Prince Caspian not fantastic also!!! Just because got hot lead then promo kau-kau la? Don’t bruff small kid all la. MHCCB. I so boh-song now you know.

If my next pack also suck… I think I have to jump out the window already la. Shit, I hate being ripped-off like this. And it doesn’t help that I have super-cerewet-tastebuds. Damn you F&N dairies. DAMN YOU!!

YOU THINK I BLOODY STUPID WITH A NUMB AND SWOLLEN TONGUE AH??

cilaka…

And it sucks that there’s no other brand as good enough that I can jump ship, bitch.

Now I’m contemplating over sending this to them:

Dear SOMEBODY-ANYBODY,

I hate to say this but I recently bought the Sunkist Grower’s Selection orange juice and I discovered it didn’t taste as good as before. I feel that it’s more diluted compared to others I have had. The pack I bought has an expiry date of 09 06 08 (dd mm yy). Does it have to do with the quality of oranges used? I hope this is a one-time affair because I refuse to pay almost double the market price for just another sub-standard orange juice. You know, that Twister thing that they say is the world’s No. 1 orange juice? It sucks worse than your diluted juice. But that’s no reason to jump for joy yet because I’m gonna shun your brand of juice just as much if my next pack is also a tasteless pack of orange peel. Please look into it.

Please help me sound less rude and more to…uhm…. what Pn. Hawanum would say…. an effective complaint letter. I can’t write polite things while fuming. Damnnnnnnnn…..

Omg, did I just get so worked up over a pack of orange juice?

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May 20, 2008 at 10:56 pm

Misunderstood, aren’t we all?

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I don’t think the Chinese have a bowl of soup on the table in every meal. At least I don’t. Dunno bout u…

It struck me, how much we don’t know about each other. I can’t name the five times that the Malays have to pray. Subuh …. Asar…. Maghrib…. uhm… and I just can’t get the sequence right.

Not that we have to know everything. But it’s nice to take notice of the little things and not act like an idiot asking stupid questions isn’t it? I hate being the idiot, though I ask quite a lot of stupid things.

That, and… maybe I should read up.

Say, can Anwar Ibrahim actually be our PM?

They say shit happens.

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May 19, 2008 at 1:27 am

futsal

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with a bunch of middle-aged aunties. *cringe*

part of family day thing with the staff. Don’t ask. It hurts.

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May 16, 2008 at 10:28 pm

New theme

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Minimalistic is the new theme. I like it. I’m the most boring no-nonsense person (O’rly?).

These days, I feel like a worker ant. Wake up, go to work, come back, sleep, wake up, go work… sien.

At least I have my weekends to regain my brattish indulgences.

hmm…

oh and the sex-maniac’s colleague who sits in front of him found trojan in his computer and called IT dept. Nobody was in so I had to fix it for him. I malas wanna explore their trendmicro office client so I just setup Avast!  let its bootscan do its job. Not company policy ah this, strictly. This has given more substance to our little theory that they DO watch those stuff together AND share it around.

Because no freaking way with all the strict firewall at the HQ turned on, can he them attract those viruses so easily. Can you see what i’m trying to say here? Email attachments with .exe files are blocked, freeware/shareware downlad site and links are blocked and I can’t even watch youtube nor stream songs. Even some jpegs and gifs are fucking blocked. Basically only news and wiki are interesting there.

I did not look at their faces all the while I was there. Rude or not, I don’t wanna risk nightmares freaking me in my usually dreamless nights. Am I over thinking it? Am I too judgmental towards them? I don’t fucking care. They’re scums.

Just for the record, I understand that some ppl are curious or have needs of these kind but they should be like… have the decency to watch it in the privacy of their own home AND keep it to themselves. Really, why would anybody let their reputation be tarnished by such a stupid thing? Smiling sheepishly samo that day when we tried starting up his hard disk for him. Feel like wanna smash his skull and throw him into one of the many boilers. Shithead.

grrgghhh

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May 10, 2008 at 2:18 pm

how boring…

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my job… as a trainee, requires me to sit still and stare into the computer screen. Hey! I do that all the time, no joke. But then, one thing freaking irritating is that the stupid flies will circle around my head and when it does land, albeit shortly on my hair, it is freaking GELI. I hate that sensation. GAWD…

It’s air-conditioned btw… my room…IT dept.

Thee only interesting things happening around here is when we find porn in the faulty comps sent here. Freaking disgusting. How is it possible to watch porn in the workplace? The person in the next cubicle won’t sense anything wrong meh? Maybe they watch together-gether hor? Crazy f*cked-up assholes.

I think 20% of the staff will kena if I’d ever make a poison-pen letter hahahaha. Well, only those with private computers will dare to do this anyway, I think. But if they watch together-gether… that’ll be a difficult figure to estimate then.

Sending back the hard disk to the fella was a painful experience. I dunno… I think I despised him at that moment. Really, I do not wish to view anybody so lowly, ever… but.this.is…. ugh…

Maybe it’s because I saw who the boss is.

And that she’s quite pretty.

I am concerned about her safety and well, uh… what the guy is thinking when he looks at her. Shit, I don’t want to ever be in her position.

You can say that not every porno-watcher is a sex-maniac but… it’s disgusting nevertheless, don’t u think?

Seriously, I have not much faith in people already and this has further crushed my hope of ever becoming a compassionate, selfless person who thinks the best of everyone she sees. Oh yes, I do inspire to be zen-like and all nicey but it’s difficult like this. Yes, I’m blaming my unbecoming on an imbecile, how convenient.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn.

On another note. I enjoyed working in the IT dept. Had a great boss and learned some stuff about pc hardwares. =D

Maybe I should start drafting my poison-pen letter. \(* ^ *)/ wahahahah

Omg, i’m like… so “chien kark”.

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May 8, 2008 at 11:46 pm