Not Fun Anymore

Shit! I opened my pack of orange juice, took a sip and had a face full of doubt.

Why?

Because it tastes like it’s diluted to an 80% of what I previously had.

I know la now got cyclone and earthquake and subprime mortgage crisis all. Oh, and the food crisis. But why can’t they leave my favourite juice alone. I iz soooo ronery u know. I no life. My only joy is to sip juice while watching spongebob squarepants. And all is ruined now!!! Even the spongebobs are re-runs. Woe is me!!! Why do I even bother paying so much(with price increase samo) for some stupid yellowish liquid with suspended fibrous material they call 100% orange juice? Almost double the price of the usual orange juice samo. The color also I can see change di, from orangey(LAST TIME) to yellowy wan. I so hate them big companies now. With their Prince Caspian promo all. Deyy, I’ve been reading that stuff since I knew how to read la… Prince Caspian not fantastic also!!! Just because got hot lead then promo kau-kau la? Don’t bruff small kid all la. MHCCB. I so boh-song now you know.

If my next pack also suck… I think I have to jump out the window already la. Shit, I hate being ripped-off like this. And it doesn’t help that I have super-cerewet-tastebuds. Damn you F&N dairies. DAMN YOU!!

YOU THINK I BLOODY STUPID WITH A NUMB AND SWOLLEN TONGUE AH??

cilaka…

And it sucks that there’s no other brand as good enough that I can jump ship, bitch.

Now I’m contemplating over sending this to them:

Dear SOMEBODY-ANYBODY,

I hate to say this but I recently bought the Sunkist Grower’s Selection orange juice and I discovered it didn’t taste as good as before. I feel that it’s more diluted compared to others I have had. The pack I bought has an expiry date of 09 06 08 (dd mm yy). Does it have to do with the quality of oranges used? I hope this is a one-time affair because I refuse to pay almost double the market price for just another sub-standard orange juice. You know, that Twister thing that they say is the world’s No. 1 orange juice? It sucks worse than your diluted juice. But that’s no reason to jump for joy yet because I’m gonna shun your brand of juice just as much if my next pack is also a tasteless pack of orange peel. Please look into it.

Please help me sound less rude and more to…uhm…. what Pn. Hawanum would say…. an effective complaint letter. I can’t write polite things while fuming. Damnnnnnnnn…..

Omg, did I just get so worked up over a pack of orange juice?