Why Toastem?
Well, I actually wanted it to be tOast ‘em. However, one just cannot include an apostrophe in the site address.
‘tOast’ has been a nick I’ve always used whenever in the cyberspace. I use it on msn messenger, gmail account, whenever I want to diss people(although I rarely do that) and whenever I spam other’s chatterbox. I have other cybernames, like each and every one of you, for other purposes but that is another story. You see, either I lack creativity or I am just plain lazy. Whenever prompted for site registration, tOast is always the first name that comes to my mind. That makes it so much easier. God knows, with my indecisiveness, how many months will it take for me to just type a name into that bar.
Ok, obviously, if I am ever willing to divulge who I am, where I live and whatever else that has to do with my private life, I wouldn’t have put my name as toastem, right? I would plaster my oh-soooo-cute face all over the site and camwhore abit more just to make sure you’d recognise me in an instant if ever you see my picture elsewhere (bcos I would camwhore there too) IF I wanted myself to be known to you(excluding the 5 2 close friends that know I have this blog, and pops in whenever they have nbtd).
Truth is, I don’t like anyone to just Google my name and get to my site just like that. Anyone Googling my name would likely to be up to no good. Otherwise, if you think you’re close to me enough, you could’ve just asked me for my blog site, right? Oh, wait. Even so, I would have to think it over first before telling you the site address.
So, if you really want to know more about me, read my archive and maybe you’ll pick up something. But I doubt that would be necessary because I can put it in a few words for you.
I bitch, diss, whine and most of all, make no sense whatsoever.
No, more like, I try to make sense of my thoughts but will lose the plot somehow and end up sounding like I’m spewing nonsense. I swear, they make sense to me and me only.
Okay, I know that was more than a few words. You see, I just *had* to complicate things.
